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Come on, man! Climate change caused SARS-CoV2...like everybody on their ninth booster knows that!😂😉

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"their ninth booster" ... 😱 🎲💣🕳

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As we ALL KNOW.....'they' LIE about numbers. I have no doubt that it's way higher than 20%!

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This is by far the best snake story I've ever read. Oh wait, maybe it's a climate change story. Or a heart attack story. Whatever it is, it's the best.

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Could be snakes, or could be bees,

Climate change, or ticks and fleas!

Data shows that deaths abound

But not from jabs - they're safe and sound!

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On reading that I must thus tell

That data is not needed

To tell that jabs are safe as hell

Is all that need be heeded.

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The data is not needed,

Because the '"lies" are weeded...

By governments that love us,

As much as God above us.

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The Darkest of the Dr. Seuss books.

The Needle meets the Zeedles .

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Is that "Iambic pentameter". A poet who knows it...

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This plot reminded me of the film, "Snakes on a Plane" (snakes as the cause of aviation disasters), and then -- via an unstoppable snowball effect -- it then began reminding me of the Sharknado films (man-eating sharks held aloft by high winds until they are in a position to bite you).

Climate propaganda, in my opinion, really "missed the boat" when it failed to incorporate the possibility of shark-carrying tornados due to the prior emission of carbon dioxide. I mean, sheesh, anyone with half a brain can connect the dots between carbon dioxide and flying sharks!

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Did you forget the nefarious influence of fossil fuel pollution on oxygen starved Australian lungs and hearts?

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Thank goodness it’s just climate change causing cardiac arrest! I’ve been so afraid for my kids and grandkids who play video games…

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Me too Susie!!

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Hot off the press: No link between COVID vaccine, cardiac arrest in young people, new CDC study finds! So in this study the CDC used it's own VAERS data (already manipulated) and death certificates(they told Doctors to not put vaccine injury on death certificates) to prove this nonsense!

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Brought to you by the same people that said a intramuscular injection can prevent respiratory llness and transmission....

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🤣🤣🤣

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Too obvious-ss-ss 🐍🐍🐉🐲

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Oh, fer pity's sake...democide against one's own population? Sounds remarkably like the US, and India(who had a great early Covid treatment protocol until Bill Gates visited President Modi). What IS it about $$ and power?

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I think Australia is in danger of falling off the bottom of the planet. Too many baffled experts.

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Nice parody.

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Excellent satire! I would laugh if it weren't so close to the truth of what's being perpetrated on us by the health and media conglomerate.

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Excellent! Soon, you will be cited as an expert on climate alarmist media. :)

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As we all know, the trend is identical across the highly jabbed West. Here are just a few stats in the MSM: https://www.sciencealert.com/unexpected-deaths-in-the-us-are-rising-at-an-alarming-rate - US rates up

10)https://www.thecentersquare.com/indiana/indiana-life-insurance-ceo-says-deaths-are-up-40-among-people-ages-18-64/article_71473b12-6b1e-11ec-8641-5b2c06725e2c.html - 40% INCREASE in deaths, insurance CEO & https://www.unz.com/jcook/across-the-west-people-are-dying-in-greater-numbers-nobody-wants-to-learn-why/ ... & https://archive.is/URx0k ... & https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/report-shows-australias-excess-mortality-rate-has-risen-to-levels-not-seen-since-world-war-ii/news-story/2f86a5483b9ae8363fc80082ae95ba3d & https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-zealand-records-biggest-increase-in-registered-deaths-in-100-years/BQERSTKIANCKRNNA7IL42RD52U/ ... & ... https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1686060443733835776?s=20 ... & ...

https://rumble.com/v39f1ew-damning-life-insurance-data-proves-far-more-young-people-are-dying-and-its-.html ... & ....

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2433521/whats-behind-the-spike-in-deaths-among-younger-working-people/ ... & ...

https://www.soa.org/49b504/globalassets/assets/files/resources/experience-studies/2022/group-life-covid-19-mortality-12-2022.pdf ... & .....

https://assets.cureus.com/uploads/original_article/pdf/216342/20240210-27678-1rqn0hz.pdf ... & ...

But... "we", the "consiracy theorists" knew it all along, esp AFTER Pfizer OWN trial data they DEMANDED to keep SECRET for 75 years were released: https://phmpt.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/5.3.6-postmarketing-experience.pdf

Look at Table 1, under Fatalities, and then check out Table 6 under Pregnancies & children... It's better than the morning after pill, as the miscarriage rate is over 90%! & as far as children go, ALL had adverse events following being injected.... then go to The Appendix...

In case you believe the FDA did not know about what to expect... check out: http://www.fda.gov/media/143557/download and look at Page 16 (it was a slide, during the original presentation) and it shows that on October 22, 2020 they were already aware, and so should the "Public" health professionals in Canada.

as a result... at 1% reporting (https://digital.ahrq.gov/sites/default/files/docs/publication/r18hs017045-lazarus-final-report-2011.pdf Page 6, paragraph 3), here's data for the US: https://www.openvaers.com/covid-data - Open VAERS data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj6-QDVYbv8 - one of the "experts"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc9PqIZ31M - Bill Gates says: “SADLY” Omicron is a type of a vaccine

At this point, ONLY Nuremberg 2.0 will suffice. Military style Justice! No Legalistic delays! I believe the punishment for breaching the Nuremberg Code has NOT changed since it was established.

also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ0_VAEniVM - there was “NO compulsory” vaccinations, NZ

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1706676593261785178 - Musk’s OWN on X, re: “highly effective”

https://rumble.com/v3mcvyu-no-one-is-safe-covid-19-montage-by-matt-orfalea.html - “no one is safe”

https://www.dossier.today/p/time-for-your-eighth-dose-pfizer - time for 8th dose

PS. In case you’re unable to see the Safety Data, Google: “5.3.6 CUMULATIVE ANALYSIS OF POST-AUTHORIZATION ADVERSE EVENT REPORTS OF PF-07302048 (BNT162B2) RECEIVED THROUGH 28-FEB-2021” and you WILL find it that way…

PS: https://rumble.com/v3yr1sd-m.o.a.r-mother-of-all-revelations-the-new-zealand-whistleblower.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzbz_gL6qEo&t=40s - Dr. Hodges’ from Nov 2020

https://sashalatypova.substack.com/p/corona-investigative-committee-interview

https://www.aussie17.com/p/italian-police-unions-sound-the-alarm

Also:

1)https://rumble.com/v490aqh-the-real-anthony-fauci.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=7

2)https://rumble.com/v2ailv0-tucker-carlson-interview-ed-dowd.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=4

3)https://rumble.com/v2ncp8w-dr-david-e.-martin-phd-covid-summit-european-union-parliament-may-2023.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=3

4)https://rumble.com/v491s56-david-martin-great-set-up.html

5)https://rumble.com/v48s1dh-pfizer-covid-injury-to-kill-ratio.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=2

6)https://rumble.com/v1gyb69-shadow-government-architecture-the-vaccine-perspective-nia-research-team.html - shadow gov’t architecture, vax perspective

7)https://petermcculloughmd.substack.com/p/millions-injured-or-dead-including - 17 MILLION dead!

There's MORE... MUCH... MUCH more!

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It was the FDA who wanted it kept secret.

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A nasty and perfidious snake

Whom the warming climate had started to wake

He bit everyone

Who was out having fun

It's all from the farts that those Dutch cows make!

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